morthils:

morthils:

i’d kill for a steady income tbh

so turns out this is called being an assassin. finally, a career for me

dontneedfeminism2:

theheartbrokenlibertarian:

brosefvondudehomie:

sarcasmsuitsme:

perspectivemax:

in-the-garage:

association-of-free-people:

southernsideofme:

Wait for it…

Witchcraft

image

Oh

The math geek in me is giddy. 

WITCHCRAFT!!!
BURN THE WITCH!!!

I don’t buy that “graph” even a little. It’s clear that what I just witnessed is impossible without some kind of magic spell.

Bruh.

guyanesemilf:

baetoul:

daamian:

memssssssssss:

remember

this gave me anxiety…god

Subhanallah

MOOD

victimsofcomics: “It’s a night for amateur drinkers anyway. ”

victimsofcomics:

It’s a night for amateur drinkers anyway.

abcdmcsquared:

tescosfinest:

i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011

The longer this goes on for the funnier it gets

unclefather: “ my purse. it’s prada ”

unclefather:

my purse. it’s prada

putanursaringonit:

cincosechzehn:

thejambert:

The reveal of Azealia Banks murdering chickens for 3 years for ritualistic sacrifices is the only natural way to end 2016 

i thought this was a shitpost and then i googled and 

What in the actual fuck…